Jessica McLeod ([info]jessica_monster) wrote,
@ 2009-04-30 09:40:00
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i am getting ooooold
Today, for the first time, I went to a doctor who was the same age, or possibly younger, than me. I did not like this! Doctors should be at least ten years older than me, because I am still very stupid and I don't know what I'm doing and how can someone my age prescribe drugs and make sure my body is functioning? To makes things worse, he was a hipster, in tight jeans and a red shirt and scruffy curly hair and a bit of a beard. Doctors should be neatly, though dowdily, dressed, in things like cordouroy trousers and brown skirts and serviceable shirts bought at a department store ten years ago.

Kids today, with their blood pressure monitors and stethoscopes!



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[info]naseemo
2009-04-30 02:06 am UTC (link)
heehee.
i would have the same reaction.
you make me laugh.

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[info]himynameisjamie
2009-04-30 04:34 am UTC (link)
Wipper snappers these days.

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[info]boxer_the_horse
2009-04-30 04:42 am UTC (link)
Was he twittering while diagnosing you?

BECAUSE I BELIEVE THAT IS WHAT THE YOUNG PEOPLE DO NOWADAYS, THANK YOU, I'M HERE ALL WEEK.

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[info]glummdead
2009-04-30 08:31 am UTC (link)
That was no medical doctor! That was a Time Lord!

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[info]reidsrow
2009-04-30 03:16 pm UTC (link)
"Serviceable shirts" should be a band name. Also: you are dead on with this.

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[info]yellowcardigan
2009-05-01 03:50 pm UTC (link)
Oh man, I know! A while back I took Pais to the vet, and the vet was my age and wearing an American Apparel hoodie under her lab coat. I felt like, FUCK, I can barely do anything, and she's palpating my cat's haunches! D:

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[info]losttoy
2009-09-25 10:46 pm UTC (link)
Happy Birthday you old girl! You are still young with us. :)

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